Mo does not have fur; he has long white hair, similar to the boomer rock stars Edgar Winter or Leon Russell. This distinction is important, since it's heinously uncool for anyone to sport fur these days. Mo often worries that some I-have-no-life PETA fanatic might dump a bucket of red paint on him one day while he's snorfing down the street.
Josh H. made a point of lecturing Mo on the best reasons for keeping his hair to a minimum. Josh thinks that shaving his chest helps retain that "please take care of me," boyish demeanor that drives the ladies to distraction. Mo, on the other paw, thinks shaving his chest would be outright silly, and might leave him looking like some diseased Cane Nudo just up from meh-hee-canno. No thank you, Josh. The gals like Mo just the way he is, and that's a well-proven fact. This pup can't meander 10 steps through the Village or down Literary Walk in Central Park without a crowd of sweeties wanting to hug and nuzzle him (which they do!).
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Mo's chest is much prettier than Josh's anyday. That boy is a fool.
What means this "snorfing?"
snorf
–verb (used without object) 1. to carefully examine the universe by means of moving air through the nose in short, audible exhalations while quickly making one's way down a street at the end of a leash.
2. to clear the world's problems by so doing; snorfle.
3. to show disdain, contempt, etc., by or as by snorfing.
-verb (used with object) 4. to perceive by or as by snorfing: to snorf a scandal.
-noun 5. an act of snorfing; a single, short, audible exhalation that defines all things canine;
6. the sound made by such an act.
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