Who needs the Secret Service or even a Cabinet for that matter, when our next Prez has the comfort and guidance of her friend and neighbor, our illustrious Mo? All the wisdom garnered from chasing deer, barking at shadows, chewing on table legs...no resource in D.C. could whisper better and more effective hints to the gal at the top.
Of course, the wearin' of the black may have to be curtailed somewhat once Hillary is in the Oval Office, because an excess of Mo-hair on her jackets and skirts might not go over well with the paparazzi. If Mo could change his color scheme he would, but alas... it's just not feasible. Perhaps a power leash or collar might be de rigeur.
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